Ringa's DJ: The Anniversary Edition (2005) The highlights of four years in the life of Ringa.
WARNING: This could get quite long, so I'm dividing it by years. It will still be long I think. However, I'm not gonna make it a fake cut b/c I hate those and I think you should all just read and enjoy.
May 6, 2005I'm going to graduate from college one week from tomorrow. It really hasn't set in yet. I don't feel any different. I wish I could stay behind in some ways, esp. since I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, but I'm also happy to let it all go. Carlow was heaven and hell all in one for me. It's really such a fucked up school, but I would never change my decision to come here. I met too many amazing people here and had too many incredible experiences. Who knows what the future will bring, but I'm up for it.
May 8, 2005Now I know what I DIDN'T miss about DJ. Of course, it's not DJ's fault. It's fucking Carlow's slow ass diseased computer labs. I just typed a million page long entry, and of course the computer decided to restart in the middle of it, without ever shutting down. I'm just typing away when the screen goes black and it says windows is starting up. Bastards.
May 22, 2005StunnerLuver4: tim curry's hosting a charity cock
StunnerLuver4: LOL
StunnerLuver4: um
StunnerLuver4: that's not what i meant
StunnerLuver4: cocktail
StunnerLuver4: ha
lasanges: hahaa
Jess and I bought a hibachi grill and a baby inflatable swimming pool for our graduation party next weekend. I know that pool's gonna get broken. But it was on sale for $7.50. I want to see how many of us can fit in it.
I love Movie Pass. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Blockbuster owns your mom! I will see every movie in that store, dammit.
May 24, 2005I wish I was an alcoholic... or a vampire.
May 29, 2005I'm such a drunk bitch. I got super drunk on Thurs nite for 80s nite. Which was hella fun. But then I came home and was all crazy and fell down a couple times and cut my foot open.
June 2, 2005Hey, if anyone's bored tonite, blowing up Duquesne University between the hours of 7 and 10PM would be most helpful!!! Thanks!
June 7, 2005It's so freaking hot. I want to kill everybody and the sun and then myself. And then jump in a pool. In Alaska.
June 10, 2005Ah, the afternoon rush at the DD. Some woman just came in and spent $44. I don’t understand it. The other day, a guy came in and asked me if he could owe me 25 cents of his purchase. Honestly. Then he pulled out a twenty and a bunch of other bills. Apparently, he wanted to owe me the change because he didn’t want to break his bills and have to carry change around with him.
So now it’s 4:26 and I still hate everyone who comes in here. Actually, by the register it’s 3:32. Nothing works properly around here. So I have roughly an hour and a half to sit here.
People need to stop coming in here. Blah. I hate customers. God, here comes another one. Every time I hear the sound of the door opening, I cringe.
I should just go to sleep and let everyone take everything. Ron said that’s what he’d do.
June 17, 2005Blueberry White Tea= YES
Blueberry Green Tea= NO
June 22, 2005I should go feed my neopets. I bet they've all died. I haven't fed them since May or something like that. Yup, they're all dying. But they'll never actually die. Yet, even though they're dying, three of their moods are "delighted" and the fourth is "happy." I'm delighted to die today, how about you?
Oh god, here comes Sister Ellie. I hope she doesn't see me...
I have 20 minutes till I need to leave to go to work and nothing to do. Blah. I'm so bored. Everybody needs to stop having babies. It's just bad.
July 26, 2005Yesterday I spent most of the night talking to Janiece about how people just don't understand Snape.
August 14, 2005But all these ppl kept coming up to me like "I haven't seen you since you were this big!" Some lady that I really didn't know at all actually said to me, "You grew up!" In response, I said, "Yes. I did." What was the expected response for that anyway? The worst was all the questions about what am I doing with my life now that college is over. One lady, I still don't know who she was, gave me a ten minute lecture about my life. I wanted to poke my eyeballs out. Later she asked me why I went to college at all if I didn't have any plans for after. I told her I only went b/c my family said they'd disown me if I didn't go, which is half true. She was not amused.
P.S.- Snape's pretty!
August 28, 2005My co-worker Jim doesn't know what the word "duplicate" means. Just thought you ought to know.
P.S.- David Thewlis' mom is my newest and greatest hero!
August 30, 2005Sister Ellie just came into the lab and attacked me. Waaaaaaaa!
CriticalQueen: wtf
StunnerLuver4: sr ellie
CriticalQueen: too right
StunnerLuver4: shu up
StunnerLuver4: puffs
StunnerLuver4: puff puff
StunnerLuver4: huff puff
CriticalQueen: huff puff
StunnerLuver4: aroooooooo
MARIA IS BALLS.
My shoelaces are rebelling against me. DJs are hard to get into. Real rough. Oh yeah.
OMG Maria is going to eat Erika! What!
Maria won't shoot the gopher.
Mehgan just came in and asked me why I'm here. What a good question. B/c I'm pathetic like Harry Potter, that's why. I love Maria like a schoolboy loves his bag. Oh yeah.
StunnerLuver4: come to me
LilBlondeBunny16: umm
StunnerLuver4: hi!
StunnerLuver4: hi
StunnerLuver4: here i am
StunnerLuver4: here again
StunnerLuver4: hello?
StunnerLuver4: helloooooooooooooo?
LilBlondeBunny16: what
StunnerLuver4: did u?
StunnerLuver4: u need some time?
StunnerLuver4: did u fall out yo chair?
StunnerLuver4: where u be?
StunnerLuver4: hwhahthata
StunnerLuver4: what's going on?
StunnerLuver4: yr not answering me!
StunnerLuver4: hey
StunnerLuver4: lum lum lum
StunnerLuver4: nooooooooo
StunnerLuver4: don't block me!
LilBlondeBunny16: LilBlondeBunny16 is no longer signed on.
StunnerLuver4: hey do u ever eat at mcdonaldds?
LilBlondeBunny16: no
StunnerLuver4: me either
LilBlondeBunny16: never in my life
StunnerLuver4: i think they smell like the vets office
StunnerLuver4: hey what are u then if ur not human?
LilBlondeBunny16: a demon
StunnerLuver4: from where?
StunnerLuver4: Paraguay?
StunnerLuver4: Lupin: wallows in cute
CriticalQueen: all you need now is a bsket of muffins
StunnerLuver4: and frilly
StunnerLuver4: and pink
StunnerLuver4: and jazz
StunnerLuver4: and plzkthnx
September 5, 2005Last Wednesday at Joe Mama's:
Ringa: You down with HP3?
Jodi: Yeah, you know me!
Not that this will make any sense at all, but:
dog git wolf egg ood adda wibba squeal plzkthnx lum
September 6, 2005You have just entered the chat room.
CherryWine6913 has joined the room.
CriticalQueen has joined the room.
CriticalQueen: whee
StunnerLuver4: huzzah!
CherryWine6913: whee???
CherryWine6913: rhubarb
StunnerLuver4: yayyayayayayayaya
StunnerLuver4: do not evacuate maria
CriticalQueen: evacuous
StunnerLuver4: the inter-web
CherryWine6913: i give up
CriticalQueen: what does www stand for
StunnerLuver4: we r sitting next 2 each other
StunnerLuver4: HAHAHA
StunnerLuver4: THERE IS NO Z IN BASEBALL
CherryWine6913: fuck u
CherryWine6913: and ur little dog too
StunnerLuver4: OUCH
StunnerLuver4: right in the chocolate!
StunnerLuver4: gypsies tramps and thieves
CriticalQueen: omg whered they go
CriticalQueen: find them!!
CherryWine6913: they hear it from the people of the town
StunnerLuver4: they called us
CriticalQueen: gypsies
CherryWine6913: gypsies
StunnerLuver4: tramps
CherryWine6913: and thieves
CriticalQueen: they
StunnerLuver4: but every nite
CherryWine6913: the men would come around
StunnerLuver4: and lay their $$$$ down
StunnerLuver4: maria are you gay?
CriticalQueen: umm
CriticalQueen: no
CriticalQueen: ...
CriticalQueen: ..
CriticalQueen: .
CriticalQueen: yes
StunnerLuver4: i would like you to refer to me
StunnerLuver4: as Mrs. von Oldman
StunnerLuver4: then we can all read slash together
CriticalQueen: damn
CriticalQueen: not really but in a way that is yes
StunnerLuver4: LIEK ONE BUIG AHYPPY SFUCK ING FAMILIES!
CriticalQueen: michelle wtf are u doing
CherryWine6913: ur mom
September 10, 2005God, ppl must be jumping up and down in the room above me. These kids need to simma! God, I feel old.
September 11, 2005Last nite found Cara and I at ENP again. And eventually Michelle. We were there for quite some time. Cara had about 10 cups of tea. I think she's regretting that now. Mike and Heather were both there, but they were rowing, so I didn't talk to either of them very long.
September 15, 2005So... got fired today. Yeah.
Saturday nite Cara and Maria are coming over for my "Sirius + Remus Drunken Slumber Party" so we can get good and drunk and make fun of Harry Potter. Jess is supposed to be coming up too, but that's no guarantee.
September 19, 2005Alan Rickman is sexy even when threatening death by spoon. Although we all know that's not really what spoons are for...
So I spent my day in Steve's office, again. Listening to wolves, reading poetry, attempting to steal Steve's shoes, coaxing Steve into admitting his gayness, hanging with Cara (surprise!), reading slash, etc. I officially have no life. Oh well.
OMG MARIA IS GOD. SHE IS THE WORLD'S BEST SLASHER EVER.
October 3, 2005TenderBlueAngel: the story i read last nite should be called stupider and stupider
CherryWine6913: how can lupin be preggers
CherryWine6913: he is a he
CherryWine6913: CHALLENGE: 31) I must rape you. ??????
TenderBlueAngel: lol
CriticalQueen: Michelle, I have to rape you or else
TenderBlueAngel: i love that one
TenderBlueAngel: i don't mind snirius
TenderBlueAngel: but they're all so serious
CriticalQueen: whats wrong with snirius i LIKE snirius
TenderBlueAngel: HAHA i rhymed!
CriticalQueen: oh whoops
CriticalQueen: lol omg you're a poet and you didnt know it!
TenderBlueAngel: i like oral sex b/c it's funny
TenderBlueAngel: OMG OMG OMG
CriticalQueen: yeah
CriticalQueen: wha
TenderBlueAngel: OMG x 15
TenderBlueAngel: u
TenderBlueAngel: light up my life
CriticalQueen: ???
TenderBlueAngel: michelle is deeply immersed in her slash
CriticalQueen: omg i know
TenderBlueAngel: she doesn't even know what's going on around her
CriticalQueen: *squee*!
TenderBlueAngel: let's have a torrid affair in this chat room
CriticalQueen: i know i know!
TenderBlueAngel: right in front of her
CriticalQueen: lol
TenderBlueAngel: she'll never know!
CriticalQueen: i just thought you had a weak disdain fo this sort of thing
CherryWine6913: oh god no
CherryWine6913: i have a weak disdain for u and ringa... thats all
TenderBlueAngel: Warnings: m/m slash, violent sex scene, mpreg, language, and American spelling.
TenderBlueAngel: WARNING
TenderBlueAngel: AMERICAN SPELLING
CriticalQueen: OMG not that!
CherryWine6913: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
CriticalQueen: thats my only squick damn it
CriticalQueen: she totally doe
CriticalQueen: s
TenderBlueAngel: i totally do
TenderBlueAngel: just like all the other ringa do
October 9, 2005TenderBlueAngel: that woman's in the lab more than we are
CriticalQueen: what woman
CriticalQueen: the one who was here friday night?
TenderBlueAngel: yeah
CriticalQueen: yeah
TenderBlueAngel: and thought we were her buddies
CriticalQueen: lol, she did
TenderBlueAngel: i was all like get back u don't know me like dat!
TenderBlueAngel: playa!
CriticalQueen: whats wrong with your brain
CriticalQueen: really
TenderBlueAngel: LOADS
CriticalQueen: i know i know
CriticalQueen: was she "all up in our grill"?
TenderBlueAngel: fo sho
CriticalQueen: fo shizzle
TenderBlueAngel: mari-izzle
TenderBlueAngel: i think remus should take a bite out of her
TenderBlueAngel: and she should die
TenderBlueAngel: he should take an extremely large bite out of her neck
TenderBlueAngel: so that her head falls off
TenderBlueAngel: and plops onto the floor
CriticalQueen: i'm sure snape could think up a better way of killing her. you know, help remus out
TenderBlueAngel: and makes a horrible noise
TenderBlueAngel: yes that too
CriticalQueen: no, cause then if she's a ghost she gets to do the headless hunt
TenderBlueAngel: then snape and remus should have sex
TenderBlueAngel: and then remus can go with hermione for the rest of ever
CriticalQueen: i say, bite it most of the way off
CriticalQueen: sex all around!
CriticalQueen: and all it requires is killing tonks
TenderBlueAngel: yes most of the way, so it swivels
TenderBlueAngel: and she can't see properly
CriticalQueen: lol, we'll call her swivellus
TenderBlueAngel: shape shift that, BITCH!
October 31, 2005The Fright Nights were cool though. Mike was working there, dressed as a vampire. He was hilarious. He came up to me and said "We don't have smiley cookies here!" And Michelle wasn't allowed to ride the King Kahuna b/c her boobs are too big and the bar wouldn't close right! LOL. I almost died.
Oh, and I think I got a job at Starbucks. It's downtown at the William Penn Omni Hotel location. I have to call the store manager back on Weds to talk about a meeting and all, but it sounds like a done deal. Yay me!
November 16, 2005The cast party was kinda wild. I'm way glad I went. So was Christian, and it was really only b/c he threatened me with the powers of water that I went. Poor Mike fell through the glass of a window in Chuck's house though and had to get nine stitches. Ouch. He was hysterical most of the nite after that. On a good note, Christina and I won at beer pong twice, and there was lots of pretty, pretty dancing. Yay!
We're all going to see HP4 on Friday, then having David Thewlis movie nite later at my place. Since David Thewlis won't be in the fourth movie, we thought we'd pay hommage to him.
November 22, 2005And I hate lattes. They're not hard to make, it's just that everyone orders them and I'm sick of them.
December 1, 2005TenderBlueAngel: omg so steve has been reading harry potter
TenderBlueAngel: he's half way thru the 3rd book
silverreject: ha!
TenderBlueAngel: and he acts like he's not all into it
TenderBlueAngel: but
silverreject: what does he thnik?
silverreject: hehe
TenderBlueAngel: i was talking about the 3rd movie
TenderBlueAngel: and he was like shut up don't ruin it!
silverreject: lmao!
TenderBlueAngel: i told him snape and sirius and lupin were my fave characters
TenderBlueAngel: and he was like u like all the bad guys
TenderBlueAngel: and i said they're not bad! and snape's not bad either
TenderBlueAngel: and he was like STOP RUINING THE BOOK!
silverreject: haha.
December 8, 2005ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND STEVE FATLA:
Ringa: So you finished reading Book 3, right?
Steve: Book 3?
Ringa: Yeah.
Steve: Yeah, like a week ago.
Ringa: You finished the WHOLE book?
Steve: Yeah.
Ringa: So do you agree that Remus Lupin is gay?
Steve: Who?
Ringa: Remus Lupin. Gay.
Steve: ...I haven't really thought about it.
Ringa: Well think about it.
Steve: Snape seems pretty gay.
Ringa: Yeah, Snape's pretty gay.
Steve: He's one of those angry gays.
Ringa: Yeah. I think Snape and Sirius should hook up.
Steve: There you go.
Ringa: Snape wanted to be in the Marauders and was mad they wouldn't let him in the club.
Steve: Who's that head kid from the family on the dark side?
Ringa: Draco?
Steve: Yeah. He's gay too.
Ringa: Yeah just a bit.
December 14, 2005YAY GAY APPLES!!! I LOVE REMUS! AND I LOVE MAZ! BEST X-MAS GIFT EVER!!!
December 24, 2005Best thing about Xmas: I don't have to be at Starbucks tomorrow.
December 25, 2005"I'm always invited to your parties. I'm your sister, Kate."
-my sister Emily(6) when my sister Kate(4) told her she wasn't inviting her to her next birthday party
"Well, at least if you decide to die you'll be wearing the right colour."
-my grandma on my preference for wearing black
December 29, 2005Northside = 6 AD
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accomplishedCurrent Music: The Beatles- The End